wiped out.

are you tired?

has life got you down?

have you lost your reason for living?

if you answered yes to more than one of these questions it's probably because your priorities are not in order and your television is not tuned into abc on wednesday nights at 8pm.

the concept for wipeout may not be the most creative or complex one but it probably is the most hilarious show on tv right now.

you can tune in at any time and you never have to worry about what you missed last week because the jist of the show is easy and simple to follow: the producers of the show go down to the nearest crazy house and pick out a handful of contestants they feel suitable for primetime television.

the contestants are then to complete in the most impossible obstacles that involve a combination of high altitudes and some form of water while commentators make fun of their futile attempts.

honestly, i don't see why you want to be doing anything else.

high fives.

remember the good old days when food ads would tell you how much you could get for a single dollar?

well those days are over and food companies are now competing against each other to show you how much they can actually overcharge you for a sandwhich.

and if you're not careful you'll let the loud shouting, bright colors, and skillful inflection make you believe that paying $5 for six inches of bread and meat is actually a good a deal.

when in all actually you probably could feed yourself sandwhiches for a week with what you pay for one sandwhich at quiznos.

did you miss me?

allow me to oblige you. here's a blink 182 video. take some time for sentiments and reflection.