wiped out.

are you tired?

has life got you down?

have you lost your reason for living?

if you answered yes to more than one of these questions it's probably because your priorities are not in order and your television is not tuned into abc on wednesday nights at 8pm.

the concept for wipeout may not be the most creative or complex one but it probably is the most hilarious show on tv right now.

you can tune in at any time and you never have to worry about what you missed last week because the jist of the show is easy and simple to follow: the producers of the show go down to the nearest crazy house and pick out a handful of contestants they feel suitable for primetime television.

the contestants are then to complete in the most impossible obstacles that involve a combination of high altitudes and some form of water while commentators make fun of their futile attempts.

honestly, i don't see why you want to be doing anything else.