
so i'm doing my morning scan of exciting news that's going on the world when i come across my favorite tabloid. facebook. here i find that morehouse college will host its annual miss maroon and white pageant tonight. and this years theme? willy wonka and the chocolate factory. in acquiescence to the theme, the contestants have adopted the pseudonyms:
- "cotton candy"
- "starburst"
- "sweet tart"
- "hot tamale"
- "now and later"
- "reese's peanut butter cup"
- "hershey's kiss"
hmmm?
or maybe it should be mmmm hmmmm to sound more like the salivating men that will be in the audience tonight.
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