she is the ultimate housewife. and she shows all the housewives slacking on the job how it should be done.
we all know that in order to assume the position of housewife you must marry a man whose job is so incredibly stressful that his superiors have no choice but to compensate him accordingly. check.
secondly, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. so be sure to lure him with all sorts of delicacies while courting and once you two have made it, be quoted like michelle, saying that "you don't miss cooking at all".
and then while your husband is hard at work invite elementary school children over and tell them that you think you "have the best job in the white house" and that you "don't have to deal with the hard problems every day," but that you "get to do the fun stuff."
and because all successful and hardworking husbands want a wife who maintains her weight, when those children ask you your favorite thing you tell them "eating food prepared by the kitchen staff". and when they ask you your least favorite thing, you tell them "running on the treadmill".
and if your husband is too busy to spend time with you and take you out to all the nice places around town be quoted saying, "i have this thing that i like to do with some of my staff members, and we sneak out, without telling anybody, and we go and test out all the fun places to eat in d.c". that will teach him.
oh michelle. two words. three syllables. role model.
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